Sunday, February 22, 2015

Rep. Janice Hahn (D, California-44) bails out of Congress.

Janice Hahn will retire from Congress, and go work somewhere that doesn't have any Republicans running things.

...Anyway, we all missed this news from last week; and, her reasons for retiring? It is to laugh:
“The problem is, Washington is broken, it’s increasingly mired in political gridlock, and there’s virtually zero cooperation between the two parties. That’s not the kind of government I grew up with, and it’s precisely why I know I can do more for the Los Angeles region on the Board of Supervisors,” Hahn said in a statement announcing her decision.
Translation: Look, when I took this gig in 2011 when Jane Harman retired I was told that the Democrats were going to be taking back the House in 2012, or 2014 at the very latest. But that didn’t happen, now, did it? – And since Rep. Nancy Pelosi (D-CA)11% apparently plans to be mummified and entombed in the House Minority Leader’s office there’s precisely zero upward mobility in this job. The two Republicans on the Board of Supervisors are term-limited for 2016 anyway: a 4-1 Democratic-Republican split there sounds pretty danged ‘bipartisan’ to me.

…I am obviously going for of the gist there than, say, a literal translation. You see, the kind of government that Rep. Janice Hahn (D-CA)10% ‘grew up with’ was mostly like her tenure on the Los Angeles City Council, which is the sort of place where ‘bipartisan’ is defined as ‘well, we have a Republican around here somewhere.’ And if LA wants to keep electing Democrats in positions of authority, that’s LA’s privilege. But you will forgive me if I sardonically chuckle at the sight of a Democratic politician – one who has probably spent her whole political life comfortably as part of a political majority – taking her ball and going home because of ‘zero cooperation.’ Let me translate that, too: it means ‘Democrats resent not getting their own way.’