How cool does Chelsea Clinton look on our Power of Women, NY, cover?
— Claudia Eller (@Variety_Claudia) April 17, 2017
Read her great interview with @RaminSetoodeh in tomorrow's issue! pic.twitter.com/M4cj9gXdEk
There ain’t no cure for love, and Democrats just can’t quit the Clintons... https://t.co/1ZPGVkuEDw
— National Review (@NRO) April 23, 2017
...Clinton won, Clinton was slick, and Clinton made fools out of Republicans and high-profile right-wing critics. He provided American progressives with all they really want out of a politician: emotional validation. (Hey, Trump voters!) And so Democrats loved him — deeply, madly, and, in many cases, to the point of abasing themselves.... Rather than send Bill Clinton into his dotage with a generous allowance of Viagra and interns, they gave his wife — his batty, corrupt, inept, corrupt, feckless, corrupt, preening, unbearable, corrupt, condescending, and corrupt wife — the Senate seat being vacated by Daniel Patrick Moynihan, the last good Democrat. She was elected to represent the state of New York in the Senate when she did not even live there... She did not do very much in the Senate, though she did manage to acquire a nice real-estate portfolio, including a Chappaqua house with a pool big enough to dock Marco Rubio’s boat....
She was running for president from the day she was seated in the Senate. But she could not close the deal. First, she got whipped in the primaries by a nobody back-bencher who answered her Illinois-Arkansas enthusiasm with his own Hawaii-Illinois cunning, in effect telling Democratic primary voters: “Okay, I’ll see your white woman and raise you a black guy.” So Mrs. Clinton became secretary of state. She was not very good at that.
And then, after barely edging out Comrade Muppet in the 2016 primary, she lost to a half-literate game-show host.
But, as the poet said, there ain’t no cure for love, and Democrats just can’t quit the Big Creep.
So they’ve turned to the Little Creep....
Chelsea Clinton, most recently lionized on the cover of Vanity Fair, is a 37-year-old multi-millionaire who has never uttered an interesting word about any subject at any time during the course of her life. Judging from the evidence of her public statements, she has never had an original thought — it isn’t clear that she has had a thought at all. In tribute to her parents, she was given a series of lucrative sinecures, producing a smattering of sophomoric videos for NBC at a salary of $600,000 a year. She later went more formally into the family business, leaving her fake job at NBC for a fake job in her parents’ fake charity. She gave interviews about how she just couldn’t get interested in money and bought a $10 million Manhattan apartment that stretches for the better part of a city block.
And, since her mother’s most recent foray into ignominious defeat, she has been inescapable: magazine covers, fawning interviews, talk of running her in New York’s 17th congressional district. The Democrats are doing their best to make Chelsea happen....
STOP TRYING TO MAKE CHELSEA HAPPEN.
— Melissa Mackenzie 🌐 (@MelissaTweets) April 17, 2017
SHE IS NOT HAPPENING. https://t.co/ry0irPrTnI
Stop trying to make Chelsea happen https://t.co/ZI0xGfe6aF via @DCExaminer
— T. Becket Adams (@BecketAdams) April 4, 2017
This is magical: Please, God, Stop Chelsea Clinton from Whatever She Is Doing https://t.co/SyAXdt3CWR
— SFK (@stephenkruiser) April 22, 2017
