Tuesday, September 20, 2016

More Americans Believe In Bigfoot Than Think Hillary Clinton Is Honest

But there is good news for Hillary

More Americans believe she is honest than believe that:

  • Shape-shifting “lizard people” control our world by taking on human form and gaining political power to manipulate our societies (4%).
  • The moon landing was faked (7%).
  • Osama bin Laden is still alive (6%).
  • The government adds fluoride to our water supply for sinister reasons (9%).
  • Paul McCartney actually died in 1966 (5%).
  • The exhaust seen in the sky behind airplanes is actually chemicals sprayed by the government for sinister reasons (5%).

The next time someone tells you Hillary Clinton is honest you know you are looking at 9/11 Truther who believes in shape shifting lizards. Keep that in mind and your conversation will be more interesting an productive.